Batman is actually a Disney princess. Pass it on.
dark-forest-knight: dirty-purple-suit: “The LEAST you could do was find a decent picture … “
romneybecamepresident: I hope my new URL is spooky enough for Halloween
Big Dick Problems
Morning wood more like Morning tree
but-what-if-i-want-wings: A Dramatic Reading of...
How To Say Tumblr
xxcoolstorybroxx: How to say Tumblr like an Australian. STEP ONE Tum STEP TWO BLARH How to say Tumblr like an American. STEP ONE Tum STEP TWO Bler How to say Tumblr like a Filipino. STEP ONE Tamb STEP TWO ler How to say Tumblr in Chinese. STEP ONE Ching STEP TWO Chong How to say Tumblr in British. STEP ONE TUM STEP TWO BLAH How to say Tumblr in Russian. STEP ONE TUM ...
ollivandur: I don’t care if it’s approaching halloween if any of you fuckers post screamers you’re getting shanked
shada-and-the-doctor: itwasgoodtobealive: When Tumblr comes back after maintenance, they will be charging $2 a day for using Tumblr, unless you reblog this in which case they will absolve you from payment cos they’re nice like that, those that do not reblog this will be eaten by shark, don’t believe me, ok, but this one girl didn’t reblog this and she woke up her family dead, even though this...
pedoshaming: usually when someone dies on one of my grandmoms shows i say “haha nigga dead” and someone just died on the show shes watching now and before i could say anything my grandmom said “she dead nigga” im so fucking proud right now
its mating season
vantassholes: wwebkinz: for halloween Cronus wears this exact costume and then meenah would say something like ”RIGHT FOOT ON RED” and kick him in the balls
pandabags: Dazzling Girl with the pitch...
janoskifags: basedgosh: im 5 years old i dont care i laughed at this bird
minestuck: “i dont like minecraft because the graphics suck”
emi-2spooky-michelle: crateshya: FUCK I...
apleasantdevil: my sister wrote a paragraph...
allmyvomit: sinshana: lordoftheinternet: lacrimosa453: lordoftheinternet: nobody’s posting it’s quiet TOO QUIET I thougHT THIS WAS ME FOR A SECOND meeting your genderbend i really really love this post
delusi-ns: today my school principal dressed up like Effie Trinket and went around screaming HAPPY HUNGER GAMES while riding around oN A SEGWAY OMFG I’M CRYING
Ever wonder what a bear does when it finds an old...
moist-grunge: iam-the-superman: They just chill. i love bears so much ok
fivetail: vanillavalerian: kiririnn: ...
dirks: dirks: dirks: I’m gonna cover my entire head with lotion that was a bad idea
dingoinnuendo: wwebkinz: dingoinnuendo: makin my way downtown have you accepted jesus christ as your lord and savior walkin faster
lofticri3s: This was recorded by the...
NO. That joke is NOT acceptable.
believed: smallpetuniaofgallifrey: It is NOT “almost time for Green Day to wake up.” SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU IMMATURE LITTLE PRICKS. YOU ARE NOT REAL GREEN DAY FANS IF YOU MAKE FUN OF “WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS”. Do you have ANY idea what that song is about, and what it means to Billie Joe Armstrong? GROW THE FUCK UP. sounds like you could use a nap i’ll wake you up when september ends
thebaronofthebutts: why develop feelings for people when you can just walk into traffic and achieve the same results
yes-ze-did: sawmuchded: theprincessdiana: can you paint with all the colors of the wind I think someone just won the internet
officialbabieswithrabies: sleepthroughthealarm: i’m on a baby names website to name a character one of these things is not like the other i’m having a stroke
city-wall: aziraphaleisineffable: IF YOU’RE EVER SAD SAY ‘TEEHEE’ IN A REALLY DEEP, MANLY VOICE. OH MY GOD
desir-3: desir-3: today my friend took out her hair extensions and my teacher was like ‘what are those?’ so we told him and he asked us to put them in his hair so we did and this is what he looked like he loves his weaves look at that face