When Tumblr comes back after maintenance, they will be charging $2 a day for using Tumblr, unless you reblog this in which case they will absolve you from payment cos they’re nice like that, those that do not reblog this will be eaten by shark, don’t believe me, ok, but this one girl didn’t reblog this and she woke up her family dead, even though this is the first time it’s ever been posted, stop Kony.
my sister wrote a paragraph about naruto back when she was in second grade and the teacher called my mom up to the school because my little sister misspelled a word and i memorized the entire thing when she brought it home
It is NOT “almost time for Green Day to wake up.” SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU IMMATURE LITTLE PRICKS. YOU ARE NOT REAL GREEN DAY FANS IF YOU MAKE FUN OF “WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS”. Do you have ANY idea what that song is about, and what it means to Billie Joe Armstrong? GROW THE FUCK UP.