June 2012
When you make a post that you think is funny and...
sodamnrelatable:
studgey:
do you ever reblog something and say to yourself “i know who’s going to reblog this” and then they reblog it
lowtax:
if chewbacca was tsundere he would be named youbaka
on my first day of work at mcdonalds a little girl came in with her dad and when i asked what she wanted she told me the party pack 50 piece chicken mcnugget and her dad was like no sweetheart you cant eat that much and she screamed YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY ABILITIES and then kicked her dad in the balls and he fell to the floor and she was only like 6 years old omg
Watchvvolare:
literally me when im trying to attract boys when i go out
Watchpaging-doctorfaggot:
kdnms:
I’M ON THE FUCKING FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
THIS IS BRILLIANT!!!!
zillybooradley:
sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night sobbing because no one will take me to funkytown
Reblog this post if you reblog this post.
capsicle—america:
adieumotherfuckers:
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That moment when I'm listening to music with my... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Outside I’m like:
But inside I’m like:
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iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:
if i had a voice like morgan freeman i would just walk around the streets following people and pretend to narrate their lives
Watchliterallysame:
can we bring this back
tomlinsarse:
i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all...
rochellejanee:
i posted this on my friends wall
and people were bitching about how it was creepy
so then i posted this
I can’t wait to use this math formula in real life
infernallesbian:
when one of your favorite blogs likes a post you made
barrymanilowswinternightmare:
papermochi:
You know what I don’t understand? That really skinny censor bar that only covers up like 1/100th of the penis in mangas
apparently its cos they can show a dick but not an orifice or something
May 2012
Avengers pick up lines:
Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.
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the-absolute-funniest-posts:
i used to think the word “primadonna” was spelled like “pre-madonna” but then i realized that nothing in this world is older than madonna
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releasethemurderbirds:
releasethemurderbirds:
My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” from the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.
“What’s this, what’s this?
There’s products everywhere.
What’s this?
I think it goes in hair.”
